Besides, my documents, sign-off sheets and books seem to be constantly being stained with coffee. And I always get this disgusted looks from consultants and nurses when they see my documents...
'Can you sign me off for this skill please?' (Before they opened their mouth) 'Oh, don't worry, that's just some coffee stains.' not blood, not faeces, not urine, not what you think it is... Or is it?
Coffee addiction seems to be the only a socially
'Yes please.' followed by a sweet, sweet smile.
There was once I forgot to drink my morning cuppa before I met up with my Endocrinology project supervisor at 8am. It was the most awkward meeting ever as she, a consultant, a prominent figure in the world of endocrinology, who came to the hospital at 8am to meet me, tried to be friendly and initiated the conversation, but was responded with responses like this throughout the 1-hour meeting.
'So how's everything?'
Eyes half opened. 'Mmm..ok.'
'Are you ok?'
You can imagine how guilty I was after that. Thank God she's still willing to talk to me.
Coffee stains? No. I am not sloppy. This is what you'll get even if I have 1 spillage for every 1000 cups of coffee I drink. Blame chance.